The Joys of Maturity

Three older men met for lunch.

The discussion came around to various health issues.

The first complained, “I have a real problem with my prostate. I can’t pee much at all, and when I do it is painful. “

The second spoke up. “I have constipation. I can’t go poop for several days and then it almost tears me apart.”

The third man spoke. “My problem is neither of those. At 8 AM every day I pee like a racehorse. Fifteen minutes later, everyday, like clockwork, I have a significant bowel movement.”

“So what is your problem then?” one of the others asked.

“I never wake up until 9 AM.”